me

Posted: April 9, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

Gravy Train

Posted: April 7, 2011 in Uncategorized

Five years ago,

these happy bastards ruined my life 

 

That was me (no really, this is the library of my school), except… I was in the row over, and on the second floor, and the sun wunnit shinin’, and the floors didn’t look that good…

… with her bitching, as always, trying not to poison anything, but plagiarizing away… (genuine pain is inauthentic)

…I was bored…  … in Baltimore… and I needed to get laid,

so I learned a little magic trick  

…and thought to ask, “Excuse me, but… what’s in your pants?”

Eventually,

…I got laid… somewhat unscathed.

But my mind had been exposed

to the happy bastard brigade